15 December 2005

santa doesnt like you if you're poor

it's true. conduct an exit poll on christmas morning. collect your data and take a good look and surely you will agree that santa doesn't like you if you're poor. if you're rich, santa brings you like a new car or stock options or something similarly badass. if you're poor, santa brings you maybe christmas dinner. isn't santa kind of an asshole? why would he do something like this? what could bring one of the jolliest, most worshipped dudes on the planet to mollycoddle the fat cats? the answer is simple: santa claus fucking DOESN'T EXIST!!

dkd

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think your blog is gutsy and hard-hitting. great job covering the santa issue. i feel very informed and that information is growing in my pants.

Anonymous said...

I think anonymous is a moron in all senses of the word. First of all, he/she (who are we kidding, he 20[or younger] jerking at the computer, who else would read this shit...) makes fucking retarded statements that are useless to all and are written for "anonymous" himself or the writers of this site(homos). Second, obviously "anonymous" is not your real name, so why don't you show us your real identity("and you don't even know why that is funny" -anonymous). All I can tell you is get out of it asap, or die trying.
-hjnumber1

Anonymous said...

one day hjnumber1 will die in a fiery explosion and then i'm MOVIN ON UP!!