14 July 2007

Dr. KD to Launch "Thousands of Ideas"

Ladies and Dudes,

After several months of drug induced hibernation and bitching about everything, Dr. Koala Dick is poised to launch thousands of ideas it has been keeping in a secret book that no one has ever seen. Seriously, there are thousands of them.

Said thousands are expected to shatter minds in China, India, South America, the U.K. and certain parts of Nebraska (I'm talking about you Greater Omaha Metropolitan Area!). Kaopectate has multiplied its shipments three fold in anticipation of these ideas' intestinal after effects on the greater populace.

Expect to see people doing a new dance, and wearing their hair in fashions that sicken Big Establishment. Dudes will have boners, and wet muff will abound. I didn't even want to have to tell you about that, but seriously I'm trying to prepare you for what is coming.

Fuck Culture,

Dr. Koala Dick


I still have my license to practice, bitches.