remember all those times you used to beat off to photos of ralph macchio in tiger beat magazines and your mom would knock on the door and you'd say you were reading and she'd say she had your laundry and you'd say just leave it outside but she'd already opened the door so you were rushing to hide your massive erection under the covers but didn't know how in the name of god you were going to explain the nipple clamps or the eyeshadow?
doctor koala dick remembers.
remember the first time you called a girl "macchio" while you were doin it?
doctor koala dick remembers.
remember feudalism? huh? remember that, japan? macchio was just as good at karate as you are, japan; he never resorted to stupid feudalism.
ralph macchio could see through wood.
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If you change all the times you say "beat off" or "doin it" and replace them with "go down on yourself" you have my life story.
-Ralph Macchio
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