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doctor koala dick is comfortable with his sexuality.

when doctor koala dick was a young lad, and not yet the doctor of renown he is today, he and his friends would often frolic about on drugs making jokes and playing fun pranks on one another. rarely, though, did these pranks seriously challenge the sexual boundaries of our bear koala dick.

but that changed one night in the lair of one of the lamer accomplices, when one of dick's closest compatriots came rushing up behind him in a darkened room, mounted him and dangled a delicious confection in front of his head. koala dick was stunned, a veritable bear in headlights, completely unprepared for this potentiality, and stoned utterly mindless. at this point in his life, this was, without question, the gayest thing that had ever happened to him.

but only until he took a bite.