Ever received a letter that looked something like this:
Dear Dr. Koaladick,
Thank you very much for applying for the part-time data entry trainee job. I’m sorry to say that we’re going to be hiring someone else for the position. We appreciate the time and effort you put into the application.
Sincerely,
jobs@internationalscrabblestatistics.com
Dr. Koaladick sure got one. And here was his reply:
Dear Jerks,
Slob on my job.
Thanks (facetiously),
Dr. Koaladick
Nobody turns down the Doctor for a part-time data entry job and gets away without a scathing retort. He didn't go through three and a half years of intense, near-militaristic training in Koala medical school and a grueling residency at First Koala Baptist Hospital in French Guyana only to be told he wasn't good enough at Excel. Fuck Excel. Doctors don't need it. Dr. Koaladick's job search lesson of the day: scathing retorts build respect in an industry and will only further your career through reputation.
3rd person all the way,
Dr. K
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